How to Solve the Biggest Problems with Curley

How do you solve life's problems? I reckon you just gotta go and punch 'em in the face. Curley is problematic in many of your lives. He's a pain in the butt and most of the time he's just plain old tiresome. This last week Curley got his hand all torn up by a "machine". I swear it scared the living' daylights out of him cause he's finally stopped rattling on about all the things he's aiming to do to to y'all. I s'pose many of y'all get right addled 'bout what to do 'bout Curley but whoever had the guts to smash his hand should teach all y'all a good lesson cause I say we aim to fix Curley like any other problem. Just cause he's all gussied up don't mean that you ought to not do nothing. I've just got burnt-out-on trying to please him, so I've done gone ahead and made a list of what we ought'a do. 1. First things first you’ve gotta acknowledge the problem. We can’t go running away from Curley. He's just a bully and he’s ever as ill as a hornet. 2.Now don’t go catastrophizing. I’m telling you you’ve just gotta let it roll off ya like water from a ducks back. Curley is nothing but a jerk and you can’t just go and take leave of y’alls senses. 3. This here suggestion contradicts my last one by a bit but, Curley just goes around acting all ugly and mean. He’s nothing but a problem and just like any problem sometimes you just need to go and punch him right smack dab in the nose like the "machine".